Finally a passive defense against lunch snatching jerks at work. EX-LAX is too messy.
blonde robot
"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
―C-3PO
Nov 13
Nov 12
Booty shaking bears in swim caps make me smile. If you feel the same way, check this new video by Meanly Jaxx.
Ooo… bleeding ink calendar. The concept is intriguing but I am cautious. Cautious because I doubt it’s functionality and I have white carpet.
Nov 06
Fantastic Mr. Fox is going to be so great. Bill Murray plays a perfect badger.
Nov 03
The Snuggie’s more practical and arguably snuggier older brother.
Oct 28
I am obsessed with getgrossedout.com . This example is the most tame one I’ve done. Thanks @theblackaxe
Oct 21
So should I be buried when I die? No. Cremated? Yes, but make my ashes into pencils please.
I’ve never seen a tattoo time lapse video. This dude obviously loves cameras.
Oct 14
This is the first Hundreds shirt I’ve liked. Cue music.
Sep 28
This massive gummy bear is equivalent to 1400 regular gummy bears.
In other news, >25% of Americans are obese.
To avoid gold diggers, chicks with herpes and triflin’ ho’s… Check out justdontwifeher.com
Sep 23
I am drawn to jewelry that looks like something else or is a repurposed whatever.
This may look weird on your wrist, but I think it’s a pretty cool idea.
Sep 17
Alcohol is good. Boobs are great. The boob ice luge is awesome.
Sep 10
Q: What’s sexier, hot chicks or dog shit? A: Both
Sep 08
Purchased. Hope this isn’t too dark for the corporate world. We’ll see.
