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"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." ―C-3PO
Dec 05
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Follow the white rabbit. Smart viral for the new Alice miniseries. I may have to check it after watching this and finding out Kathy Bates portrays the Queen of Hearts.

Nov 15
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Hot vintage hot water bottle bag.

Hot vintage hot water bottle bag.

Nov 13
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Wow. This eye-tracking device allows graffiti artists with paralysis to draw using only their eyes. Unreal.

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Finally a passive defense against lunch snatching jerks at work. EX-LAX is too messy.

Finally a passive defense against lunch snatching jerks at work. EX-LAX is too messy.

Nov 12
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Booty shaking bears in swim caps make me smile. If you feel the same way, check this new video by Meanly Jaxx.

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Ooo… bleeding ink calendar. The concept is intriguing but I am cautious. Cautious because I doubt it’s functionality and I have white carpet.

Ooo… bleeding ink calendar. The concept is intriguing but I am cautious. Cautious because I doubt it’s functionality and I have white carpet.

Nov 06
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Fantastic Mr. Fox is going to be so great. Bill Murray plays a perfect badger.

Nov 03
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The Snuggie’s more practical and arguably snuggier older brother.

The Snuggie’s more practical and arguably snuggier older brother.

Oct 28
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I am obsessed with getgrossedout.com . This example is the most tame one I’ve done. Thanks @theblackaxe

I am obsessed with getgrossedout.com . This example is the most tame one I’ve done. Thanks @theblackaxe

Oct 21
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So should I be buried when I die? No. Cremated? Yes, but make my ashes into pencils please.

So should I be buried when I die? No. Cremated? Yes, but make my ashes into pencils please.

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I’ve never seen a tattoo time lapse video. This dude obviously loves cameras.

Oct 14
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This is the first Hundreds shirt I’ve liked. Cue music.

This is the first Hundreds shirt I’ve liked. Cue music.

Sep 28
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This massive gummy bear is equivalent to 1400 regular gummy bears. 
In other news, >25% of Americans are obese.

This massive gummy bear is equivalent to 1400 regular gummy bears. 

In other news, >25% of Americans are obese.

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To avoid gold diggers, chicks with herpes and triflin’ ho’s… Check out justdontwifeher.com 

To avoid gold diggers, chicks with herpes and triflin’ ho’s… Check out justdontwifeher.com 

Sep 23
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I am drawn to jewelry that looks like something else or is a repurposed whatever.

This may look weird on your wrist, but I think it’s a pretty cool idea.