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"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." ―C-3PO
Mar 25
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BACON OF HATE! Goodbye Voodoo dolls, there’s a new vengeance tool. Even better… you make it yourself. Take that recession. According to its inventor: “All you have to do is write down the object of your loathing on a slip of paper, tuck it into the pocket on the back of your Bacon Of Hate, and it will send focused hate-beams directly to the intended source.”

BACON OF HATE! Goodbye Voodoo dolls, there’s a new vengeance tool. Even better… you make it yourself. Take that recession.

According to its inventor:

“All you have to do is write down the object of your loathing on a slip of paper, tuck it into the pocket on the back of your Bacon Of Hate, and it will send focused hate-beams directly to the intended source.”